Friday, August 21, 2009

Ok, so I have a confession to make. Sorry, not as juicy as you would like, but give me time. Anyhow, here is the thing, I actually am a member of two gyms. I joined a new gym in July and never quit my old one. I was not sure how this new relationship would work out, so I kept the old. I have decided that I actually hate the new gym. I went there this evening, and the room where they have "special exercises" for stretching, using the big balance balls, etc, had oh I believe 3 or 4 men (I didn't want to seem like I was staring) doing flips and such that you would see on WWF wrestling, along with swearing. No one should be subjected to this when they are working out. Plus, it really makes me never want to use the "special exercise" room again. I have also found that people stare at each other at this gym, which when I go to the gym it truly is just to work out. Now, I am sure you are thinking, go back to the other gym, you never quit it. That is true, and I do miss the people there who were normal people that just said hi and left you alone. However, I am in love with the spinning class at the new gym. The instructor on Sunday runs the class in such a manner that she expects you to be nauseated by the end! I LOVE that! I know, that is a little crazy. The question then becomes, do I give up the normal at the old gym for the spinning class and weirdos, or give up my spinning class and go back to same old and boring? Or, is it crazy to continue to belong to both? Use the one for the spinning class, and the other for treadmill/elliptical/weight training?



Now you have to understand, I am what I would call a serial monogamist with my gyms. I go to them for the free weeks, and will not join if there is a contract, but if I join, I don't cheat on it with others like I am currently doing. I also could join a different gym, but I have been to them all in the surrounding area. I am even contemplating taking swimming lessons at a completely different gym, but I would have to join that one as well to take the lessons. Now juggling 3 relationships is just impossible! I have already been at the one with the swimming lessons and left for various reasons, so I can't be there continually. I guess for now I will continue to secretly go to both gyms until I get tired of the spinning class and wanting to throw up or until I decide the weird people are not that weird. The other pro to the new gym that is really causing the debate: A Starbucks across the street, so I can end my workout with a nice latte. Unfortunately for me, coffee trumps all.

3 comments:

  1. I am pretty sure there was a Friends episode with Chandler and Ross trying to quit the gym. They bring out the girl in the red leotard to bait them into staying. Wonder what they'll bring out for you!

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  2. I will tell you that I know for sure that there are people that are parts of many gyms just for the aerobics/spinning/pilates classes. There was a lady at my old gym who taught step and I have to say she was the best, I mean best, step teacher in the area.
    I would do anything just to get to her class and if she missed a week or said she was going to be on vacation, no one would come. Nobody could fill in for her! So with that I will tell you it is not odd to be a part of two gyms when you love certain things about both of them. But is the spinning at your old place really all that bad? My new gym doesn't compare to my old gym and I miss the old one a lot. But really, I found a spinning teacher at my new place that really is pretty good. It took going to 3 or 4 classes before I found her but now that I did, I am happy with it.

    One last thing, I thought "oh no, what kind of guy is she going to pick up" at this new gym when you told me about the no steroid contract. :)

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  3. I still can't believe they made me sign that steroid contract!

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